Mohmed

Is a sexy black man with an enormous penis who is very kind, thoughtful, romantic and funny who has every girl falling head over heels for him.

I would love to be Mohmed when talking to a girl i like.

Mohmed by lolman69 June 21, 2015

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momment

Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city"
Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"

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mommernem by Mark Sand October 9, 2003

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momed is what some person on gawds awful towers discord keeps saying anyway the invite is discord.gg/ SSwaXru

guy:hey dude
guy 2:what?
guy:you got MOMED AHHAHAHAHAHA
guy 2:bruh

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refers to mammaries, usually of female but can be used for male mammaries also.

she's got big momme.

momme by vivek March 5, 2005

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My wonderful mom, my mommert. They are the birth-giver

I love my mommert

Mommert by Edgar egg April 5, 2019

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The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"

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