Moldy Voldy

A play name for Voldemort, the villain of Harry Potter. Scorpius Malfoy says this when he is comforting Albus. It is funny.

A: I hate Moldy Voldy!
B: No, Umbridge is much worse than Moldy Voldy!!!!
C: I hate Harry Potter...
A and B: WE HATE YOU!

by IloveHarryPotteritisthebest November 12, 2018

moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.

Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.

by sonicturkey April 30, 2006

Moldy mattress

When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy

Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress

by Jerome Lobate October 25, 2019

Moldy Shoulder

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019

Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.

So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.

by Freemont04 August 31, 2013

moldy joe

when a girl gets playdo and sticks it up her pussy and then takes it out to see what she can take.

woah, taylor found out she can take a lot! thanks moldy joe!

by jonatron zigler January 14, 2010

Moldy taco

you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.

man last night my girlfriends puss smelt like a moldy TACO and i puked

by alex/brandons words December 3, 2010