Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

mojitsta

A local Latin Houston rapper from north central of Houston underground music use to DJ all over clubs bars n other.

Mojitsta is performing at a concert.

by Mojitsta January 23, 2017

mojirade

She is a total package..big tommy ..if you have one as a friend,wife ,girlfriend count your self so lucky,she is passionate,caring ,a good sense of humor ,and she is hardworking who has high ego she might be proud A times but she is definitely faithful,and loyal to whosoever she pledges her heart to..Get yourself a mojirade and if you have one don’t let her slip..

Act like mojirade

Be a mojirade

by Ch.yes February 3, 2020

Mohair Mojito

This is when a person preforms oral sex on another person with exceptionally hairy genitalia.

Dispite popular preference, Jose will always prefer Mohair Mojitos.

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!

by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010

mojibake

The useless, random shit that a computer or other electronic device spits at you when it thinks it can display foreign characters that it really can't.

Extra points awarded for when mojibake is spotted on digital billboards, electronic signage or even ATMs.

Tim Westwood settled in to a cosy evening of checking out his Wikipedia article, only to find some anonymous asshat had replaced it with a dollop of j-pop mojibake.

by signwave February 12, 2009