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Moonwank

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes
Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"
by Wrobles March 7, 2011
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Moonworking

The illusion of making forward progress on occupational tasks while actually going backwards.

Similar to Micheal Jackson's Moonwalk but you're not as cool.
I've been moonworking all day, because the account executives gave me the wrong information.
by LACTOAD November 3, 2009
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MOFWIK’S

Married Old Fucks With Kids: younger adult couples can’t stand couple with kids because they no longer have any fun.
“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.
by BillyBeer0719 August 21, 2022
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Muldrow Moonwalk

Originated in Muldrow Oklahoma, This act is portrayed between 3 partners, 2 partners lay side by
side face down on the floor while the third partner inserts both feet into their rectums and attempts to moonwalk.
This process is especially pleasurable if pointy cowboy
boots with thick heels are worn.
Harold and Bernard found out quickly that their loose rectums were no match for Jack and his shit kickers. Once
he started the Muldrow Moonwalk, the hoe down was all
but over!!!
by streetwhiz June 7, 2009
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Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.
Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.
by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019
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Monwabisi

Is a very great looking humble down to earth guy.Who don't take no for a answer 👑 and mostly the craziest and loving also funny at times.💫And he can be the best advisor you can come across to and can be a manipulater and a lier at the same time 😅 though his a blessing to other people lives 😇
When a person brings joy and happiness to other people lives his named Monwabisi in the Xhosa culture
by Mozzyish November 23, 2021
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monwednesday

A Monday under the false pretense of Wednesday. Ever have that Wenesday where it feels like you're having another Monday? That's a Monwednesday.
The calendar says it's Wednesday but it feels like a Monwednesday.
by sweetgal8869 March 18, 2016
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