A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
by James Allan May 6, 2008
Get the Moffat mug.1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
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When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.
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Get the Moffat mug.Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.
Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!
Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.
I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.
Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.
I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.
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