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Moffat

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"
by James Allan May 6, 2008
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moffat wank

1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).

2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.

Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).

Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 9, 2013
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dirty moffatt

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.
by testical_raper April 7, 2007
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Moffat

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.
Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten
by Quirkly March 15, 2011
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moffated

Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.
Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!

Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.

I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.
by Forever._.Fangirling November 30, 2014
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Jacques Moffat

Someone who is very deep and sentimental about life. They need people that will be encouraging.
Jacques Moffat loves to contemplate life.
by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019
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mr moffat

A sexy fucker that works as a teacher and everyone has a crush on
Yooo have you seen mr moffat

Yea he sexy fucker is over there
by Wezelgumage April 18, 2021
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