Molly bates

A girl whose nicknames include Christmas girl , drugs, timer 2.0 , and Dorothy . Sweet and kind but terrible and snapchat games

Person 1: whose that ??
Person 2: oh it’s just Molly bates also known as Christmas girl

by oplliavninaer April 16, 2019

mollycrank

Verb

To deliberately bust a niggas shit with the full intent of upmost disrespect.

"Damn, that nigga just got mollycranked! "

"Oh yeah Daquan, mollycrank his dumbass!"

"That nigga can't check you bro, mollycrank him!"

by Nick, Doss and Jynx April 4, 2017

tim and moby

two gay niggas just teachin 5th graders. moby is tims lover.

maggie: have you heard of tim and moby?

tod: oh yeah aren't they that one gay couple that taught me pi in 5th grade?

by pencapjim April 2, 2018

Stinkable Molly Brown

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.

Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

by NCKnobster March 27, 2011

Molly Wopping

The impending act of physically beating a person until they can no longer stand.

Origin: Irish

Stand back, there's about to be some molly wopping going on up in here!

by badgirl1 August 5, 2010

moby huge

A big ass dildo
(3 feet long)

How am i going to fit that Moby Huge up my vag??

by TheOnlyHandle April 9, 2016

molly water

when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.

Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up

by ketaminefiend October 7, 2020