Maglev

a train propelled by magnets

The Maglev can go extremely fast.

by Adam September 17, 2003

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

mogglerised

The state of being paralysed from the scalp up by over exposure to uhu glue.

He's had it nurse, totally mogglerised.

by cactuscat September 17, 2006

Moogler

1. To borrow something unbelievably awesome which is hard to find

2. To tame or benefit from a 'moogle' expertly (cat like creature in world of warcraft)

James always finds cool stuff, he is such a moogler.
Kim you moogler, I wish I found that. (affectionate)

by JimJam2256 November 20, 2011

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-righteous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Darkest! March 13, 2019