Muleshoe

The act of receiving something valuable from another person who worked very hard to improve or repair it, promising to treat the thing well, then treating it shabbily and tossing it aside.

“I gave that antique sewing machine I restored to my cousin because he said he’d take care of it for me. Then he turned around and pawned it a week later. I don’t understand why he would Muleshoe me like that.”

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

by JW Driver February 28, 2019

going to meet the mule

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

Mule Slap

Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."

by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009

Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.

Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.

by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009

rebate mule

The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.

I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.

by Lincoln Damage October 18, 2012

Hit Her With The Mule

Fuck the shit out of you.

Jessica couldn't go to work on Monday, because Brandon hit her with the mule.

by MsLovelyLady12 July 28, 2012