Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

by talks558 October 7, 2010

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Ida Mufferbids

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.

“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”

“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”

“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011