someone who has exceeded the limit of gayness that surpasses gayness itself. Even the gaylord himself, madarakis, is afraid of him.
It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc
It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc
by surprisebutsex69 May 12, 2021
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Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
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Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
Get the Mittsturbate mug.A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
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Get the keep your mitts off mug.Aka Lytkos is a meme page that died and had 13.5k and now has 9k and has no nipples,Legs,or hair also cheated on xbox with mnk and has cheated on his gf atleast 46547858765 times
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An absolutely cute girl from twitter!
Great at drawing and is addicted to this ship called AmeSame.
She's fun to be with and being with her is a guaranteed happy time!
An absolutely cute girl from twitter!
Great at drawing and is addicted to this ship called AmeSame.
She's fun to be with and being with her is a guaranteed happy time!
Person: "did you see Mittsumi's new post?"
Person 2: "is it AmeSame related?"
Person: "duh! Of course it is! It's the best ship in the world!"
Person 2: "is it AmeSame related?"
Person: "duh! Of course it is! It's the best ship in the world!"
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