mittlesmirtz

For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!

Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."

mittlesmirtz by The low down March 5, 2014

misties 

The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.

EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."

misties by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011

mittie

man titties

O man that dudez got some serious mittiez!

mittie by Anny Nonimous September 28, 2008

Mittie

Een Mittie is iemand met een groot mannelijk voortplantingsorgaan uit het midden van Nederland.

Ken jij hem?
Ja tuurlijk ik ken elke mittie

Mittie by 3dil June 16, 2020

Mities 

Like tities but man titles

Bro, his mities are huge.

Mities by Thefax69 November 5, 2018

choclate minties 

Choclate minties, When you cant answer a question, when something kool happens. when ur feeling random

"hiya butt, what time you going out"
"dunno like, choclate mintes init"

choclate minties by bobwinbobbers June 5, 2005

mittie

mittie will take your breath away. she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. she is the prettiest girl in every room, and gets every eye anywhere she goes. she will go fishing and hunting with you and is a daddys girl. she is the girl you take back home but she is SO SEXY! but man fr though you gotta watch out if you date her and keep her safe because she is gorgeous!

mittie is so hot.
back off mittie is mine

mittie by fghtsku! September 23, 2020