Mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil

4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it

7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification

Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).

by I said... February 4, 2010

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

mistress drink

Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.

Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.

by domino woodstock June 7, 2011

mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."

A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.

by Jennisis May 10, 2016

fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.

Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!

by Carl1983 June 24, 2012

misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.

Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.

by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

mistress amelia marx

Mistress Amelia Marx is a professional Dominatrix most known for her work with Financial Domination. She took it from a concept in her every day life, and turned it into a full blown craze on the internet, which is still popular today. Her practice of taking money from men for her, and their, personal enjoyment spawned an entire cult fetish and following after she posted her adventures online.

Financial Domination stemming from a fetish of financial slavery or to be Dominated in a financial way. Miss Marx found this to be a natural extension for any Professional Dominatrix who is already being paid for Fetish services, and began to exploit it with clients who shared her fetish.

She said that some of her clients were aroused as much by giving money to a Dominant woman, as they were by any fetishes they may have been coming to see her for. And, that she was indeed aroused from their financial worship. She began to study the nature of the fetish, or fetishes, behind financial arousal and put it to use in her lifestyle.

Today, her work has spawned an entire cult fetish, and type of Domination. Terms like moneypig, wallet rape, money slavery, Money Princess, Findomme, and more all came from her early exploitation of this very real fetish with her clients.

Mistress Amelia Marx noticed his instant erection as he handed her the money for their session, realizing his enjoyment of Financial Domination. This was a moneyslave.

The moneyslave enjoyed Financial Domination. There was no better high, for him, than taking care of Mistress Amelia, allowing her to own him so completely. He would do anything for his Mistress, simply to be allowed near her.

by atmpiggy1 November 5, 2013