mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Mistletoe

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.

Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.

by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008

mistletoe

When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.

You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.

by jade quien June 18, 2014

mistlehoe

a girl/guy who waits around the mistletoe to get a kisses

"Did you see Linda waiting by the mistletoe for an hour?" "Yeah dawg she a mistlehoe!"

by korosumae March 8, 2016

Mistletoe Merryman

Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly

Mistletoe Merryman is a very odd person.

by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021

Emo Mistletoe

The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts

Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe

by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022

Mexican Mistletoe

During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out

Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.

by Speedy Gunzales August 23, 2011