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Mississippi Appendectomy

An involuntary sterilization. During the heyday of the American eugenics movement (1920s and 1930s), poor black women were frequently given hysterectomies or tubal ligations against their will and without their knowledge. It was considered particularly frequent in the Deep South.
She went into the doctor for a cold and came out with a Mississippi appendectomy.
by Richelle May 21, 2006
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Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
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Mississippi Slap

The act of deliberately using a slipper, or a similarly floppy article of clothing, to slap the vagina repeatedly.
Due to the Bird's persistent cheek, it was necessary to pin him down and produce the Mississippi Slap.
by blueapple1 March 14, 2011
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Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
by rixter1971 April 27, 2012
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Mississippi Flapjack

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"
by HughJayness February 26, 2017
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Mississauga

A suburban city west of Toronto. It is the sixth largest city in Canada, consisting mostly of suburban neighbourhoods, with the exception of the Square One area, which has many high-rise residential buildings. A pretty chill place to live in general with a suburban feel, while also living in a large city of over 800,000 people. Despite this, it lacks a downtown core, which currently only consists of Square One, and some high-rise buildings.
Stop saying you're from Toronto when you're from Mississauga lmao
by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020
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one-mississippi

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.
"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"
by eeadl November 23, 2013
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