misseded

the past tense of missed

i misseded you

by iammewhoareu October 22, 2009

missed

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.

Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."

by Chopper Charlie November 19, 2010

misesteem

misplaced respect or regard for a person. The belief that someone has a talent that they don't really have.

She had a high misesteem for herself. When she auditioned for "Idol" she couldn't believe it when the judges told her she had the voice of a dying harpy

by wudracer February 27, 2009

missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 8, 2009

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

missticles

A trannies balls.

My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.

by Evythyme January 15, 2018

missedkenamine

Instagram artist, a very pog artist !!!!

i respect my friend named missedkenamine

by Maddison10101 July 15, 2021