Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 17, 2009

Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

by wowcanyounot June 22, 2013

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

milking

when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out

He begged her to keep milking him because he loved how it felt.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018

milking

exploiting , taking too much .

1"he is milking all my energy "
2" the corporates are looking for countries from which they can milk the highest ammount of money .

by dardasaba March 30, 2015

Milking the Walnut

When a female inserts a finger in your ass and milks your prostate while blowing you.

Kelly was milking the walnut last night.

by flamewader October 29, 2009