Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Minket Minket

Means anything you want it to be , sex,punching someone , an item ,etc

Me and and shorty with the manager sister from Dunkin went in the room to go Minket minket

by Jkb231 June 26, 2022

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Miskeen

An arabic word, meaning poor or pathetic.

"What a miskeen child."
"Wow, did you see what Mike Litoris was wearing? He's so miskeen."

by LebTillTheEnd May 2, 2010

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004

misketis

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010