Miserable Sod

An unhappy, depressed contemptible person.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a miserable sod.
Mike: I know, just look at him!

by peoxo May 14, 2021

miserable user

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

by Moggraider February 17, 2008

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle

"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"

by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015

miserable

someone who is unhappy and unpleasant

People who are miserable never look at the bright side of things.

by Gerard Irick September 7, 2009

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

miserablist

Someone who appears to obsess and gloat over gloomy matters.

One who has looked life directly in the face and lived.

A person who can just about cope with reality and finds himself on a mission to wake other people up to what he thinks is going on around them.

A person whose default position to any statement by persons claiming authority is one of scepticism or outright disbelief.

Miserablist Larkin loved his mum and dad after all.

by genericwaz January 18, 2010