I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

missdemeanor

A minor-to-moderate crime committed by an unmarried female.

Monica Blewinsky was not married at the time of her infamous tryst with Bill Clinton, so she was only charged with a missdemeanor. Slick Willie, however, was charged with a fellany for which he had to face Congress and make false/vague/evasive statements to avoid being impeached.

by QuacksO December 18, 2019

fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

mistymeanor

A non-felony-level crime of "fogging" to avoid responsibility, culpability, etc.

Political officials are notorious for their vague word-choices, evasive answers, waffling behavior, etc. when faced with embarrassing/controversial questions or conflict-of-interest situations; too bad they are very seldom convicted of said mistymeanors.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

Michdemeanor

The charge of a misdemeanor for the murder of a bicyclist or pedestrian in Michigan by a motor vehicle.

The hit-and-run driver who killed the young cyclist was found, and charged with a Michdemeanor. The driver's license was suspended for six months.

by Pandemicrat March 18, 2025

Michdemeanor

The criminal charge a Michigan driver is given when he kills a pedestrian or a bicyclist riding in a bike lane.

The driver who killed that 10-year-old riding home from school was slapped on the wrist with a Michdemeanor.

by Pandemicrat March 20, 2025