Midgified

Descriptive, humorous term for something that is small or miniature in size. Derived from the word "midget."

Dude, why is this bottle of mustard so midgified? I thought it was bigger than that.

by lady_so_divine July 6, 2011

Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.

"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"

by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018

Mommified

When a woman is so out of the loop with news and pop culture because being a mom is so consuming it’s like she’s been buried underground like a mummy.

“I’m so Mommified I didn’t know Channing and Jenna broke up”

by The Naperville Mom May 24, 2018

mummified

The act of putting semen all over a person's body.

guy 1 : Yo dude join my Minecraft server
guy 2: hold on dude I'm getting mummified

by poop stock May 10, 2019

Mummified

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Bro did you get mummified last night?
Hell yeah! Jenny is a freak!

by Air Assault November 3, 2020

Mistified

When the moisture or vapor of another person or entity cover ones body or face.

I accidentally peed into the wind.. I was mistified

by Mrmaxweld February 27, 2021

memeified

The calcification, or mummification of wit, reducing complex issues to overly simplified propaganda.

"My frieds participation in the politicization of a medical issue has memeified them to the point of idiocy"

by Dark Sevier October 1, 2021