hillsborough

a boring town in north carolina

yo! let's get da fuk outta hillsborough,ain't nuffin to do in dis boring ass town.plus the stupid sherrifs deputies just wanna harrass ya anyway.

by nigga on da trigga January 2, 2008

hillsborough

A large, predominantly white town in New Jersey whose residents regularly abuse illegal substances in the depressant, hallucinogenic, and amphetamine classes. Residents are also known to listen to emo music and participate in extreme sports such as snowboarding, mountain biking, and sailing.

I went to Hillsborough last week and found my friends drinking 40's, smoking pot, and snorting adderall in their parents' basement while their dad sat upstairs oblivious to the shenanigans occuring under his roof.

by Studio 95 January 6, 2012

Hillsboro NJ

A place where the crack whores and drug addicts alike can be found. Most people work in the local Shoprite and survive on the rich people found to the north like those in Monty or Princeton. However, Hillsboro is not all bad, it does contain the Hills of Hillsboro where all of the dealers live, they all wished the lived in Monty but yea they still can't afford it.

After being given cash by their parents, the Monty kids went to Hillsboro NJ to buy some crack from the kids at the local Shoprite.

by F' Yo Couch March 20, 2006

millsberry

1. A fictinal land where you can dress boys in shirts with premade breasts, and force children to dress up as the trix rabbit. You can also go to peabody park and let children be bitten by rabid squirrels. (aka millsberry.com)
2.A cereal in which deprives a starving near-death rabbit from eating his food (which according to the story he acually grew on Trix farm)
3. Narsty cereal that tastes like lint.
4. A cereal company in which makes many cereals including Trix, Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs and more.

I went to millsberry.com and abused the children there. It was radd.

by peggy-sue-mcbean December 13, 2008

millaboo

The most beautiful girl alive, very funny and crazy all the time. Is a kind an caring person,especially towards her family. Usually born in December and has a lot of anxiety. These wonderful girls are the best best friend you can ever find, if you are lucky enough to be friends with a Milly / Millaboo never lose them as you won't find a better best friend. These beautiful and gorgeous girls are also very sensitive, so even if you know they are wrong and you are right don't fight with them.

That girl is my bestfriend, my sister, she is a millaboo.

by Lovely_star_girl January 26, 2021

Hillsborough, California

Richest city in the SF bay area. I would say "if Palo Alto was Compton, Hillsborough would be Palo Alto," but even that doesn't stress how incredibly rich the place is. According to Wikipedia, it's the richest place in the US with at least 10000 people. The houses there are typically big enough to get lost in, literally. That's just the norm. The streets are absolutely silent. All anyone wants to do is hang in their giant mansion all day like they've been training their entire life to be shallow like that. The people there are also incredibly cold. If you get hit by a car there, you're dead. No one will help you unless you're a millionaire (most here are). In the same way that people have a skewed view of the world, that most people are their gender, even if they know mathematically it's not true, these people see most of the world as being millionaires (a title most everyone in the city has). They can't RELATE to us. Think PA is shallow? It's about 1000x worse in Hillsborough.

Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.

Guy: Some bad driver in PA got partway onto the sidewalk and hit me when I was walking downtown. My leg is broken now. About 40 people passed before someone asked if I was okay, 100 before someone helped me up.

Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!

Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.

by LetMePertendThisNameIsCool June 18, 2011

Dillsboro

An area of western North Carolina that is to small to even be called a town. The correct term is "tourist trap". At one point, there was a sucky tourist-attraction railroad there, but now even thats gone. So all that remains in Dillsboro is two streets of gift shops that sell t-shirts with pictures of trains on them, despite the obvious lack of trains in the area. The only people who typically visit Dillsboro are tourists from Florida (Floridians, if you're being nice. Floridiots, if you're not). If you visit this town, you may very well lose your soul.

Floridiot Man: Honey, where should we go for our vacation?
Floridiot Woman: Ooh, I heard about a small town called Dillsboro where nobody minds our awful driving!
FM: Is there anything to do there?
FW: Oh, yes, we can buy tack t-shirts and knick-knacks!
FM: Hellz yeah!!! We have to go there!!!

by Georgina Googleflompel December 26, 2008