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Millenia

A very cute girl. Super short, and just wants a fun group of friends. She loves going on adventures. Normally acts very happy, but usually only shows her sadness to closer friends. Very insecure at times, but confident most times. Her cuteness radiates and can quickly turn into sexiness. Her music taste is one that everyone would like, and she's got a good soul.
Damn, I need me a Millenia.
by littleboywithnolife January 2, 2017
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end-of-the-millenium bullshit

the wave of excessive bullshit that dominated everything during the fucking PC 90s, especially the second half. In 1993, ABC TV aired a special on angels, chiefly because New Age freaks decided that they believed in them. It gave "details" of supposed "encounters" with angels by people who wanted to make some easy money and their Warholian famous 15 minutes. Soon after that "prophecy" shows appeared on TV to fool the gullible and uninformed, and using superstitions, misread readings, scientifically unsound theories and outright lies. The angel fad didn't abate, CBS put out "Touched by an Angel" to feed the heat-of-the-moment sentiments, the up-to-that-point good country band Alabama put out the trend-chasing crap song "Angels Among Us", and angel pins and other angel-themed merchandise was sold. Cha-ching!. In 1996 Comet Hyakutake graced our skies with a spectacular showing. After that it happened again with the wonderful Comet Hale-Bopp. Many cults and sects appeared out from under the woodpile, and many people commited suicide en masse, particularly in the Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven's Gate and more. When the aforementioned comets came close to the Earth, much doom-saying was made and ignorance was rampant. One particular cult picked up it's tents and settled outside the city of Jerusalem to await the arrival of Jesus Christ. The comets gave an impetus for Hollywood to make some real crappy disaster-from-the-skies movies. Simply put, Jesus Christ didn't return (He will when He's ready to, not before and not when we predict it), and the universe kept on rolling.
TV, movies, the Internet, other forms of communication, clothing styles, music, culture, religion, and much more were affected by the trends of all the end-of-the-millenium bullshit that came out in the last decade of the 20th century. OK, Prince said "they say two thousand-zero-zero party over oops, out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999". But why did so many people have to take it all so literally? As we well know, it's 2007 and we're still here, for all it's worth. The end ain't gonna come until it's time for it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
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Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless
"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"
by Red_Meem June 19, 2019
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millenialzheimer's

The intersection of ADHD and Alzheimer's Disease; the inability to remember anything because you can't pay attention in the first place.
Just because I can't remember, doesn't mean I forgot... I have Millenialzheimer's!
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millenium items

the 7 magical totems on yugioh which when collected can grant ultimate power, or when put in the stone tablet release zork necrophedius and yami for their final battle.
the millenium items were created by yami's father and uncle.
by chaos mage September 28, 2003
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millenium

An event that had great expectations only to end up a disappointment or non-event.
The millenium-bug. The build up that on the stoke of the year 2000 everything would stop working, only to have very little happen.
by Skip Matt December 12, 2008
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Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.
"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
by paulbholt February 6, 2019
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