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Millennial Mike

Another day at playa and Millennial Mike lost $105 betting.
by GMAC 33 September 16, 2021
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Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in
Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?
by a babies goad April 18, 2017
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millenious

Adjective;
In vast quantities
There was a millenious amount of snow today.
by The Officer's Club January 28, 2009
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ok millennial

when boomers don't like "ok boomer" so they play the reverse card
Millennial: ok boomer

Boomer: *this is so offensive omg >:(((* oK mIlLeNnIaL
by ayunami2000 November 3, 2019
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Millesian

Typically, of or relation to a moment when when one's actions make a situation incredibly awkward, to the point of self-injury, but unlikely causing any real or permanent damage. Often related to interactions with the opposite sex.

Origin unknown, but possibly from John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" and the harm principle, which Wikipedia explains as saying "The harm principle holds that each individual has the right to act as he wants, so long as these actions do not harm others. If the action is self-regarding, that is, if it only directly affects the person undertaking the action, then society has no right to intervene, even if it feels the actor is harming himself."
1. Then I told her we should make out, but didn't kiss her. We stood there staring into each other's eyes, reveling in the Millesian moment. Then she took the subway home, alone.

2. After a brief pause, he pushed a condom across the bar and said "this is my business card". The look of incredulity spread across her face as she realized the Millesian proportions of the social gaffe.

3. "But we don't speak French", she implored. Oblivious, the man continued his Millesian soliloquy in slurred French, fueled by an excess of liquid courage and deficit of common sense.
by Aspiring Commodore April 16, 2010
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Millenispeak

Millenispeak: (n) mə-lĕn′ē-spēk

"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"
So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.
by Pogueca January 17, 2018
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Millenicunt

A millenicunt is a special type of cunt. Similar to a shitcuntthey are also a millennial. Overly voicing their shithouse, wrong and political motivated opinions at a force equal only as destructive as their attitude.
Job wants to change the date of Australia Day. What a millenicunt!
by Maddog sick cunt January 25, 2018
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