A Jack Mildren loves his children. He is an unrequited lover so his attention tends to easier targets. However he still does not succeed due to his lack of rizz. A Jack Mildren loves his money, but is still not rich. A Jack Mildren can't drive for shit.
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The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.
Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
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Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023
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Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
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