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Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"

Guy1: "who?"

Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"

Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"

Guy2: "smh"

Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"

Guy1: "huh?"
by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011
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Come mierda

"Come mierda" (literally translating "shit-eater") is a term mostly used by Cubans as "dumb-ass" and "fool". The term is used either to describe someone as a fool, someone who is fooling around, goofing off, a foolish or stupid situation, etc. It is also used to describe someone absurdly pretentious or distant.

It is also used in Puerto Rico but there its mostly used to describe someone who is foolishly stuck up or pretentious.
No seas come mierda...
Don't be foolish...

Ese show es una come-mierderia total.
That show is a total stupidity.

Comeran mierda?
Are they stupid or what?

Andrew Dice Clay y Soulja Boy son un par de tremendos come mierdas.
Andrew Dice Clay and Soulja Boy are a pair of tremendous dumb-asses.

Yo usualmente cojo los viernes para comer mierda.
I usually take Fridays to goof off.
by Gallardo2 July 19, 2009
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meredith

Women named Meredith are enigmatic. They are extremely intelligent but have a tendency to act amazingly stupid. They have loads of factual knowledge but little knowledge of the "ways of the world." There two varieties of Merediths. One variety encompasses the Merediths who use their intelligence to act pure and innocent but soon the truth of their scandalous side comes out. The other variety of Merediths are truly innocent. Decipher which type is which at your own peril.
Don't let Meredith fool you; she seems stupid but she knows exactly what she's doing.

Meredith is literally too good to be true.
by Jackson Orion October 13, 2006
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meredith grey

meredith grey is sister to olivia and benjamin
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Glen Meredith

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caca mierda

That last dope he had was caca mierda. Homegirl's pussy was caca mierda
by yram enaj November 11, 2018
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meredith grey

The main character of the hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. Merdith Grey is a surgical intern at Seattle Grace Hosptital. Her mother is the renouned surgeon Ellis Grey. Her father, Thatcher, left her at a young age due to her mother's affair with Meredith's boss, Richard Webber. She falls in love with her neuro attending, Derek Shepherd, only to later find out he is married to Addison Montgomery-Shepherd. Derek chooses Addison over Meredith, leaving her borken yet again. She uses tequilla as comfort and has a plentiful amount of one night stands with innapropriate men. Derek soon realizes he is very much in love with Meredith and eventually leaves his wife as Meredith leaves her new boyfriend, her dogs veterinarian, Finn Dandridge. Meredith and Derek struggle to stay together constantly.
We all know Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd will get married soon enough.
by jessicalovesgreys October 7, 2007
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