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mezcla

Mezcla is Spanish for "mixture". A person can use this word to describe a blend of different things.
For my famous casserole recipe, I just grab a mezcla of foods from the refrigerator and cook them together.

This biracial beauty has a mezcla of nationalities in her heritage.
by kikishort March 17, 2017
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mezzala

midfielding position that acts as a half winger half midfielder, works between the centre and the sides of the field. Good dribblers and technical players, as well as being major threats for goals and key plays
"Casemiro scored twice and had a strong defensive presence"
"Yeah 'cause he played as a mezzala"
by aaronchy September 26, 2020
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DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat
Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf
by Yb better 384kt April 10, 2023
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Metcalfed

To be charmed and tricked into buying goods you really don't want off a dodgey yet charming charactor, then to find out that the items you bought are cheaper to buy in shops.
Jack - I'm just going to see Wayne, i owe him some money. I won't be a minute dude.

Ken - OK mate, i'll wait here for you.

(10 minutes later)

Ken - What the fuck is all that shit?

Jack - It's an i-pod shuffle, a jumper, some sandals, a watch & a DVD player.

Ken - Sweet mate does he have more i-pods?

Jack - Fuck yeah, he has thousands in his spare room.

Ken - I'm gettin one.

(2 days later)

Ken - Dude them i-pods we bought are £5 cheaper in Argos you know?

Jack - Fuck! We have been well and truely Metcalfed !
by Del Boy Victim January 12, 2009
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metcalfe

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.

I am going to metcalfe until I can’t walk no more!
by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006
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Metcalf

A person who is lazy and generally useless.
You're sure being a Metcalf today by laying around.

Quit Metcalfing it and help us out.
by WetCat April 12, 2008
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Metcalf

A sexual maneuver where one:

a) consumes 20-25 alcoholic beverages in a night out.

b) sleazily, creepily finds an equally or more inebriated member of the female sex to bring back to one's room.

c) interrupts the pre-game makeout session to go and take 4-5 times the recommended dose of generic viagra purchased from an illegal online pharmacy.

d) continues to fail to get more than a half-mast erection, but due to utter insanity and a complete disconnect from reality, continues to push the issue and proceeds to perform hours of overzealous cunnilinguis.

e) eventually takes the submissive bottom and tries to cram the now-quarter mast erection into the female partner's vagina, which leads to the crux of The Metcalf maneuver: DUE TO THE FLACCIDITY OF THE ERECTION, IT MUST BE ABLE TO HAVE A KINK SOMEWHERE AT THE MIDPOINT LEADING THE SEX (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL. Advanced versions of The Metcalf actually include the penis being folded in half and then inserted.

To spice things up a bit, Metcalf practitioners can also forget where they are, claim wholeheartedly to their roomates that they had a threesome when in fact it didn't happen, pass out, blast music extremely loud, or say incoherent and frightening things.
I am such a fucking moron who sucks so hard at life: I pulled another Metcalf last night.

I would honestly rather become a fluffer on an all-male porn set than pull another Metcalf.

Yeah, it was the worst sexual experience of my life; he pulled a Metcalf on me.
by JacksonBrownTown April 12, 2009
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