metzed up

Term in which one person may be very intoxicated and on the level of being drunk to blacking out. Named after the infamous Austin Metzger by the one and only Chris Desoto. Can be used as a verb. Works best using it in the place of 'drunk'.

Tonight we are getting metzed up!

by ametzg October 18, 2011

Methellaneous

Methellaneous is lots of clusterfuck in a meth users yard. Also could pertain to other areas besides the yard such as counter top areas and in their pockets. And many more.

Holy shit bro bro those twackstars got more methellaneous items in there camper than the Beverly hillbillies truck when they were moving!!!

by MetalMadMattKleinKlubKonnect May 5, 2020

Meezel

Someone that’s pure bollocks. Also can be the one thats mit is getting skeezed.

Yo birchmen, heard you got your meezel skeezed pal.

by Bollocks&Arsimus April 23, 2022

Metztli

Metztli is a very beautiful girl. She is smart, funny, curious, and a little bit dirty minded. She loves math and also working out. She is a light person and always finishes a workout with a smile. She is a popular person, she also has a lot of friends. She is loyal and would never cheat on her boyfriend. She also gets very insecure and has a lot of anxiety. She is a very beautiful, and charming girl and don’t break her heart!

Person: Oh look, it’s Metztli
Person 2: She is so beautiful

by xxxtentecles May 15, 2019

methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007

Mettelson

A very stubborn and small person who likes to wrestle.

The Mettelson just pinned that baby.

by Tangerine 123 January 31, 2010

merzel

Is the most caring, loving, and patience he will do everything to make you happy. He always there when you need them. They are so handsome inside and outside. He is the most important in your life because he will never leave you no matter what.

Merzel is like a cellphone, we can’t live without merzel.

by Qiqi June 7, 2021