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metro sexual

by pat April 28, 2004
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metro sexual

A fag in denial!!! If you belive otherwise then you are probably a metro sexual too.
My roommate is a total metrosexual. He spends hours in the bathroom, he talks about other men lovingly, he always complains about women, how they aren't as pretty as him, and he never watches girl-on-girl pornography. For some reason, he likes the ones with all the black guys.
by DevilDisn November 14, 2004
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metro sexual

A straight guy who can sometimes be mistaken as homosexual. They tend to have a wide knowledge in art and fashion. However, they have no attraction to men. They are sometimes said to be like a women or to have homosexual traits. Despite the fact that they're straight, they're OK with homosexuality and sometimes appaer to be flattered when asked out by one.
That kid is so gay.

Really? Why?

He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.

So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!

Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.

He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
by metrosexualbutgaywithmybud April 11, 2010
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metro sexual

not gay but close to it! --> south park
man im so metro
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park
"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."
by bitch November 8, 2003
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a guy who dresses gay(ex... wears makeup and nice clothes...) but is definately NOT gay.
by Homeslice February 24, 2004
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a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too
a straight guy that has the queer eye
by calicarol December 7, 2003
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