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Metronome

The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.

PWNAGE!
My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!
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Metronome

A musical instrument used for practicing instruments like Drums, Piano and other.
I want to use metronome for practice any instrument.
by acdows October 1, 2017
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metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual
Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!
by Jason August 9, 2004
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metronobust

When you make up words but most likely doesn't subscribe to any of my paid subscription.
I saw some bitch in a provocative photo on Twitter damn metronobust!!!
by Reader 1234566654 August 20, 2021
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METCON

A painful set of HIIT exercises that LCFitness has as part of the workout programme. They absolutely KILL ME off and i would like the rest of the world to know what METCON is.
Holy fuck dude, that METCON section just killed me off - i can't breathe
by foxyisfattofit April 12, 2023
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The Metronome

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.
Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!
by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009
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Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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