merianne

Merianne is sweet but will kick your ass! She gives great hugs and is a really great kisser!!! She loves cooking and spending time with her freinds. But dosent have time for fake hoes!

1: ew is that merianne?
2: What do u mean omg I love herr

by Roseapeen August 14, 2019

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Merdan

A perfect boy with also a dark side. He can be very angelic and is better than everyone. He is an angel and a warm hearted guy. Values his family and friends over everything and will do anything for them. He's the Nicest Guy Ever in this entire world and he is a Hero of Our Time. He is also the most amazing guy on this planet. Merdan loves to do good stuff and things for everyone and helps really everyone in need. He's totally awesome and friendly to everybody. Additionally he's different than anyone else and is basically the chosen one. Only wants the best for the people he cares about and always strives for success. Merdan is very unique and has special ability, traits and talents and is principally loved by everyone around him. He'cool, very intelligent, handsome and he can also be very funny. Merdan is a true friend, the best friend you can imagine. Sometimes he can even be a mean bad boy, but he loves his family and friends and got a pure heart. Simply the best person on earth. Another special trait of him is that he is the Honest Person in the Universe. GENERALLY the Most mysterious HUMAN in the history. He is very Innocent and really Selfless. He cares so much about other people. He has the best personality and always accepts everyone. He also has a super style and a great sense of humor. He s absolutely flawless. He is one of the smartest persons alive! He's so badass he could be a secret actor or a special agent. Merdan has a lot of friends! He's a LEGEND.

Person 1: Wow, he is so nice!
Person 2: YES, an he's so cute!
Person 1: Right! He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 3: He is so adorable.
Person 4: He is so Merdan!
Person 2: YES, he is such a MERDAN.
Person 4: You must be a Merdan.
Person 5: He's the best person in the Universe!
Person 6: He'a a LEGEND!

by DANTE the urban January 5, 2017

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mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

by ChiRho May 29, 2013

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mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

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Martand

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.

Oh how i wish i had a Martand but I'm stuck with this asshole

by Bubbebybsb June 15, 2020

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