Merle

An older middle-aged woman who works at Target and has a shirt that's obviously too small for her because the split on the side of her work shirt exposes her belly. She is often seen with glasses and yelling at her fellow employees.

Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.
Person 1: "Look at that woman yelling at all the employees! The one with the glasses!"
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."
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Merl

Just call Jenny, she’s a total Merl
by LordChiefBossman June 26, 2018
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Merl

A deep sea creature with big eyes, large teeth and a big butt.
James Cameron went deep down into the Pacific Ocean in his custom built submersible in search of the elusive Merl.
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Merle Haggard

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007
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Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010
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merl grove

Merl grove is a school that has the best girls you will ever find in Jamaica, the girls are very sexy, loving, loyal and caring. Dating one of these girls will always be a great choice
"Where can I find a thick sexy girl who's loyal and caring?"
"Check merl grove mi boss"
by Merl Grove January 2, 2023
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Merl Grove

Merl Grove high is an all-girl school in Kingston filled with dignified young ladies, the ladies of Merl Grove High School are smart, gorgeous, and lovely. Most Merl Grove girls are in love with either a Kc, Jc, or Barman. You will never catch a Merl Grove girl fighting over no man because we are better than that, unlike the Holy Childhood girls..
The young ladies at Merl Grove are very beautiful.
by justarandomgem January 2, 2023
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