Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

by scodder October 14, 2012

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

Mansturbation

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.

For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

menstruation

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.

Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys

by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007

Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

by ugotskilled November 24, 2010

menstruation

A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot

yeah the menstruation monster strikes again, poor bastard didn't see it coming. I'll miss him

by Jag atamis April 27, 2008