A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
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A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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guy: what’s menstruation like?
gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?
guy: uhhh yea...
gurl: yep that’s how it be.
gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?
guy: uhhh yea...
gurl: yep that’s how it be.
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Get the menstruation mug.(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.
1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.
2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.
2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.
by Baarakiss March 22, 2009
Get the Monostrous mug.The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it
by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012
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