Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006

Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020

menoposting

A recent trend where rosties, who upon reaching the age of 35 can no longer garner attention from posting selfies (because they are to old/ugly/fat etc) have taken to social media and started spamming social justice liberal edgelord bullshit as a substitute method of getting attention they used to get before they hit the wall.

Guy 1: Have you seen Roasties Facebook lately?
Guy 2: Yeah I have, what’s been going up with her lately?
Guy 1: I’m pretty sure she’s begun menoposting.

by ImRoseGold January 18, 2019

global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021