Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

menushka

A true and loyal friend who is possessed with a sharp wit. Unfortunately, those with lesser intellect often misunderstand the menushka and become insanely jealous. Despite this, the menuska does not enter into a battle of wits for the opponent is unarmed and poses no challenge.

We are so lucky to have a menushka as a member of the Marshketeers.

by i'dratherbeho'ing June 28, 2004

Meniscus

Equivalent to cool, awesome, groovy, and radical, 'Meniscus' is all that and more. This ought not be confused with the curvature when measuring liquid in a graduated cylinder or the crescent-shaped cushiony tissue in your knee-cap.

NO, Meniscus is the hip, new word of the future present and present future. In all meniscusness, will this word forever reign.

"Dude I just got a new car!"
"Dude! That's meniscus!"
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"I punched some guy in the ear cause he had pimples."
"That's so not meniscus. Go apologize you unmeniscus jerk."
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Meniscus? lol. Meniscus. ftw.

by Menicus to the Max October 25, 2010

meniscus

the foamy froth of pooled semen in a girl's bellybutton

i pulled out and came on her belly so she wouldnt get pregant; that shit left a meniscus

by Petras January 23, 2010

mensusing

(v) male menstruation

Carl: "Hey John, why is Sam sitting on his towel?"
John: "Oh man, he's mensusing and can't go swimming because he didn't bring any tampons with him."
Carl: "Bummer!"

by J Beasley May 5, 2005

Menism

Like feminism, but it is men who say they are higher than women instead. Can also be used to make fun of a feminist.

Gwen: Men should treat women right and we should have more power in the world!
Sam: Women should be put under the boot and men should take power.
Gwen: *gasp* What is that!?
Sam: Menism you feminist butthole.

by DaPwettyPwincess September 15, 2018

menushka

A wonderful friend, a beautiful lady who is always there for the people that need her.

menushka, you ROCK!

by Karma's_a_bitch_LITERALLY June 28, 2004