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memory burn 

When you see something so spectacular and amazing, it is burnt in your memory. So you never forget it. It could possibly be the opposite, if you see something that is horrendously disgusting!

Source is from a Seinfeld episode (S03E05) when Seinfeld tells Kramer about an amazing girl in a orange dress he dated.
Seinfeld: .. this orange dress.. just burned in my memory..
Kramer: ooh, memory burn! *grins*
memory burn by thaiambulance December 20, 2008
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memory glands 

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life
My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands
memory glands by youzafoo April 23, 2011

Memory Hole

The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.
Person One: "Did you hear about that scandal involving the President?"
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."

Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
Memory Hole by Charles Buell December 9, 2008
Word of the Day on December 3, 2010

memory flick 

The female version of a "memory wank".
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
(couple talking over the phone/internet/text)

"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"

"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"

Memory-banker

An experience so extraordinary that it burns a permanent spot in your mind.
I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!
Memory-banker by PapaD July 26, 2010

Memory Gland 

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.
Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

Memory leech

A person, place or thing that when nearby, or directly confronted, causes you to lose track of your thinking. A memory leech can cause you to forget words, or whole ideas.
Whenever I'm talking to my friend, Jordan, I just cannot remember what I wanted to say. He's definately a memory leech.
Memory leech by Roþot October 19, 2009