The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 11, 2020
The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.
by Eddie Riggs January 08, 2010
A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing
by Killaaaaaaaaa November 20, 2010
Someone who melts your pussy because they’re so hot. Ex. Lee Pace, Alexander Skarsgard, Hyun Bin, Josh Charles, Dan Stevens, the character Shane in the L Word
by Zkat99 April 15, 2023
by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022
1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
by Sandw May 07, 2006