The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Snowflake melter

A gun

And then I pulled out my snowflake melter

by SMAR TA$$ October 16, 2018

Face Melter

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Pussy Melter

Someone who melts your pussy because they’re so hot. Ex. Lee Pace, Alexander Skarsgard, Hyun Bin, Josh Charles, Dan Stevens, the character Shane in the L Word

Oh God, my pussy just melted. Lee Pace is a pussy melter.

by Zkat99 April 15, 2023

Meat Melter

A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.

Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.

by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022

lady melter

1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.

Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*

by Sandw May 16, 2006