Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. 

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. by MereCat January 12, 2009

panty melter 

An extremely attractive male, so hot he literally causes the panties of a female to melt.

fuck, why do you need an example? just watch the x-files, dude.

panty melter by Juloria April 20, 2005

Snow Melter 

When you become buried in the snow with your lover and use the warmth of your love to melt the icy tomb.

when i was trapped in the avalanche me and my babe performed the snow melter and wer freed from our icy tomb

Snow Melter by schlong dong555 September 26, 2010

Snowflake melter 

A gun

And then I pulled out my snowflake melter

Snowflake melter by SMAR TA$$ October 16, 2018

Pussy Melter 9000 

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

Pussy Melter 9000 by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

The MONACO MELTER 

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

The MONACO MELTER by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Face Melter 

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

Face Melter by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010