Megawhore

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

megathread

A topic on an internet chat board that has an excessively large number of responses to the original post.

This megathread has taken on a life of its own, the discussion now bears no resemblance to the original topic

by MolecularBear November 8, 2013

Megas XLR

Basiclly, american anime that involves a guy with a mecha, but is strictly a comedy. It is, by technicality, a cartoon, but relates more to anime(this is because the two makers are fans of anime). The show features the voices of Wendee Lee and Steven Jay Blum, basiclly, america's greatest voice-over actors. It is the greatest cartoon ever and shouldn't have been cancelled.

Megas XLR: The way cartoons should be.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! September 5, 2005

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

Megashark

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

megahoni

Noun. A girl with an amazingly hot body that has been shaped by yoga. The booty on the megahoni is exceptionally prominent, and stunning.

A: "I'm having a heart attack; did you see that girl that just walked by!?"
B: "Oh my god, I would kill to sink my teeth into that megahoni!"

or

"Mmmm... Look at that perfect ass on that megahoni!"

by Brent rOz March 25, 2007