vegansexual 

Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.

Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.

vegansexual by theoneireallywant February 15, 2008

megasexual 

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.

Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

megasexual by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009

mensexual 

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

mensexual by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

Megasexual 

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.

Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!

Megasexual by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020

meansexual 

someone that is attracted to other people being mean

for example, hua tsushima is a meansexual

meansexual by strzn December 30, 2024

mansexual 

being sexual and doing activities in the way a man would. i.e. objectifying, mansplaining, going to hooters etc.

Not to be mansexual but she has the nicest tits I’ve ever seen.

mansexual by Octomac3000 November 24, 2021

measexual 

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.

Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!

measexual by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022