Megalodongus

A big fucking penis

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie

Megalodongus by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019

ultra megalodons

When something you dont like happens, and instead of saying "what the fuck" you say ultra megalodons.

"What the ultra megalodons"

ultra megalodons by Casey fitzweiner January 16, 2008

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

Megalodong by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Megladon Uniboob 

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

Megladon Uniboob by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015

Megadong High 

a reference to a level of intoxication by marijuana. used only in cases where "really high" or "super fucking high" won't suffice.

"i feel like gravity is like a latex suit we wear that's attached to the center of the earth. and when we move up it just stretches and pulls us down"

"Dude your fucking megadong high"

Megadong High by Breendo November 9, 2011

megalodon 

n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.

I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.

megalodon by Djnasm October 11, 2007

megalodon 

a prehistoric awsome man eating shark that might still live today

ahh its a megalodon

megalodon by animal jam lover December 2, 2015