Medford

not as ghetto as scumerville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester...kids will probably fuck you up; girls are nuts.

"just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a fuckin herb"

by rca12 January 23, 2009

Medford NY

Medford, New York is a suburban town located on Long Island in Suffolk County. It's population is 21,985 and it consists of middle class families.

Olympic track and field runner Anthony Famiglietti was born and raised in Medford NY.

by xoxoKelseyx3 April 18, 2009

mecrow

The act, or habit, of attempting to fix something usually with the result of rendering the object useless and most likely dangerous. Connection to the internet sometimes occurs.

1. I completely mecrowed my car yesterday so I can't get to work. But at least I can get my emails!

2. That guy just did a mecrow on my computer now I need a new one.

by richardmecrow June 2, 2009

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.

I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

by Blursaw March 1, 2010

mecrofom

when you are so trash at typing microphone, that someone writes a definition for it.

Person 1: you can eat mecrofom
Person 2: *looks up in dictionary* wtf is a mecrofom?

by luckyandluckiiweretaken December 19, 2021

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008

medoucha

Someone who is such a huge douche that you're afraid to look at him because you may turn into a douche yourself.

Derived from Medusa, a monster of Greek mythology, who, upon looking at her, would turn onlookers to stone.

"No, you absolutely are not going home with him! You shouldn't even be looking at him; he's a total medoucha!"

by the_shiz May 13, 2009