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an irritating, obnoxious female usually brainless when it comes to boys. most likely blonde and dumb as wet paint on a park bench.
her name is Meaghan

Meatghan 

my ultra cool friend who kjnows all and loves Muzie.
"hey Meatghan is Muzie working yet"

"no Muzie keeps kicking me"
Meatghan by Adam February 24, 2005

Dirty Meaghan 

A whore that accuses you of having hair extensions then attempts to pull them out while also being a lying whore that is fucking wit yo man.
Dirty Meaghan is dirty meaghan for a reason
Dirty Meaghan by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
A slang term for the placenta that comes out of a woman after giving birth through her vagina. Also known as "after-birth."
Sally: "Did you get to watch Alice give birth, Suzy? It was so amazing!"
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."
Meaghan by Salt & Vinegar February 24, 2009
A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
Meaghan by Anonymousssssssssssness December 11, 2008
a shy girl who can't find a place for herself in the world.
She loves her friend's like they are family and family like friends.
She loves pizza and lord of the rings, and can't stand when people hurt her family(friends)
Alyx, Mackenzie and jess love meghean
Meghean by lime.green May 14, 2015