Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 10, 2019

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Ms. McAllister

"the Teacher with One thousand eyes" An English Teacher whom of which has way to much energy and talks several thousand miles a minute... and is subbing social studies...

She also tends to know what you are doing if her eyes are closed, her back is towards you and she's concentrating on something...

"andthisishowyouresupposedtomakesummariesitslindofhasomethingsomthingcomputerreadingstrategy..."

"Hey Tom, Didja catch what Ms. McAllister said" "...no"

"andtheOregontrail- Scott, Sofia stop passing notes- ishere..."

"Hey Tom did she even look up?" "...no"

by Hidden Crazies... February 26, 2010

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Macalister

The cheesy, funny, caring, best-guy friend with many attributes that can describe him, great to hang out with. Most likely to play video games. May be called the following-Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, Macaroni, Tarmac 'n Cheese,

Macalister is a great friend, I love to hang out with him!

by LegitPotao May 16, 2016

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McAllester

To seek the most difficult and unnecessary solution to any problem. To solve a problem by any means, especially if that solution causes more problems than previously existed in a given circumstance.

"Dude, all you had to do was call a tow truck. Hiring one hundred illegal immigrants to carry your car back to your house, while you sat inside making car noises, pretending to steer and shouting orders in a fake Irish accent, is simply no way to get things done. Way to McAllester your way out of that one."

by Chas Buttknuckle February 5, 2010

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