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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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Maxed out

The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.
*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*

"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"

*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008
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Ridiculi Maxed

As if ridiculi wasn't enough... Ridiculi is something so ridiculous you make it plural, and even then it is still unimaginably ridiculous.

To further explain the ridiculousness of the situation add the word "MAXED". Not only does it make you sound about 100 times cooler, but it reiterates the insane ridiculousness of a specific situation.
Kevin: Dude! I just made a 100 on my AP Statistics Exam
Alex: ZOMG! That is ridiculi maxed!

**The phrase can also be used in pissed off manner or in a shocked manner**

Alex: Dude! He totally stole my art project idea! This is so ridiculi maxed I can't even take it anymore!
by A-Dizzle Dub November 8, 2007
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Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.
aye bruh i maxed him last week
by YvngBean August 14, 2018
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Maxed out

1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.
1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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Manxed

1. Slang used to describe a type of cat that has no tail - these cats originally come from the Isle of Man and naturally either have no tail or have an incredibly short tail.

Also, manxed cats are know to be very good hunters and so used to be used as a ship's cat or by farmers to hunt mice and rates. Their very short tails (or lack of them) gets named in the following ways: rumpy, riser, stumpy, stubby and longy.

The long-haired version of the manxed cat is breed from Canada that is best known as the Cymric cat.
"That corgi dog has no tail and looks manxed"
"I'll go get a manxed cat to catch dem rats"
"Look at that kitty, it's tail is manxed"
by TomTTT November 26, 2016
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C Maxed

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.
Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.
by a broken toaster October 26, 2020
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