Mattheus 

Massive horse cock, smart lad, strong af, master of sports, hottest being on the earth and he is more worth than you and your family. He is just an incredible person.

Damn Mattheus is coming aka The fucking god

Mattheus by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021

Matthus 

A badass guy who is super sweet so you can still take him home to momma. He’s adventurous, mysterious, and a little bit of a smartass. Nevertheless, he is genuinely one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Also he has a hugeeee member 👀

He’s a pilot too?

Yeah he’s a Matthus what else do you expect?

Matthus by KFerrari007 November 22, 2021

mathaus 

Mathaus is what you would name a very cool person. These kinda boys are usually from a super religious family, may or may not live on a farm and are obsessed with either literature or history.

"Omg he works at an archive. He is such a Mathaus"

mathaus by Mandy Grant May 10, 2022

Matthais 

He is very girly acts gay but likes girls he will go through his whole closet before finding an outfit. He will spend hours at stores looking for clothes and will take them home but when he get home he dont like the clothes he is a mommas boy he dose not know right from wrong but he will take care of himself before anything else in this world he will take care of him self to make everyone else happy and he will make sure he is dressed to please everyone else

You see that guy over there? Yea it’s Matthais

Matthais by Go fetta July 25, 2022

Mattheus 

Gay ice cream truck.

Mattheus is a gay ice cream truck. GO check out the rainbow flavor!

Mattheus by GayIceCreamTruck October 6, 2023

The Walter Matthau Mouth 

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008