Matthus 

A badass guy who is super sweet so you can still take him home to momma. He’s adventurous, mysterious, and a little bit of a smartass. Nevertheless, he is genuinely one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Also he has a hugeeee member 👀

He’s a pilot too?

Yeah he’s a Matthus what else do you expect?

Matthus by KFerrari007 November 22, 2021

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

matteus marlovits by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

mattussy 

matt smith powerful pussy

“And mattussy saves lives!”

created by twitter user @VISVNYA

mattussy by daemonswhore January 29, 2023

matthis 

Those who carry this title do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. They also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.

1.) That guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! What a matthis!

2.) I can't stand working with her! All she does is complain about her jackass boyfriend. Man, I wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.

matthis by jorgez February 7, 2010

Matchus 

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

Matchus by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017

Matteus 

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.

Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.

Matteus by jsmd October 17, 2010