Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'
by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008
Get the Matlock mug.To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.
Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.
by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009
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You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?
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Get the matlock mug.Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008
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LOES is an informal second-person singular present subjunctive form of loar. Witch means to praise.
This makes MARLOES urban for a woman who praises for a Kurdich wedding, concealed with a snake-decorated ring.
LOES is an informal second-person singular present subjunctive form of loar. Witch means to praise.
This makes MARLOES urban for a woman who praises for a Kurdich wedding, concealed with a snake-decorated ring.
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The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.
Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.
by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012
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