matlick

a girl who will act like a little girl but when you get to know her good she is an open and crazy girl. She will also not know anything she should know.

damn that girl is so matlick

by billy bob washington January 3, 2010

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maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005

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Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

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The patch of hair that appears between a males balls and a-hole (taint). Generally sweaty, motley, and congregates itself as a lock of hair, thus a "sweaty motlock".

Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,

........ "Hey man, whats with that sweaty patch of hair between your balls and your ass?" "Why are you looking at my balls? It's my Sweaty Motlock."

by daybyday February 15, 2009

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Matlockitis

The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.

Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.

by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012

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