Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Marshing

When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.

Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."

"Yes! Let's do it!"

by Leeby April 4, 2008

mashing grits

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002

matching pfp

when the two persons in question have a close relationship with one another and could end up dating.

"hey did you hear about Anthony and Anna??"
"no bro what's up?"
"they have matching pfp, you know what that means."
"already they just started talking!"

by polly pocket (aka. pp) January 16, 2021

Melon Mashing

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

by RamRad August 14, 2009

Button Mashing

The act of rapidly pressing/hitting controller button(s) or (a) keyboard to play the game. Often frowned upon due to it's possibility of damaging the controller/keyboard.

"My friend beat his record by button mashing the entire time."

by Just a Guy March 14, 2012

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022