Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

Mathieu

Matthieu is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh, and is really funny. Girls like this kind of guy, because he is very manly. One other thing about Matthieu's are that they are very good in bed.

Mathieu is the best at everything!

by King243 November 4, 2018

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010

Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021

Mathemusic

The reciprocation of mathematics and music.

Can you hear the chords of calculus in this piece of mathemusic?

by woolsweater August 31, 2006